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Newtoning by Sir.IsaacNewton February 18, 2015
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Cathy Newmaning
When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
Alex: Apples are different than oranges
Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....
Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....
Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
Cathy Newmaning by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020
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newtonbogen
newtonbogen by shwingmeharder696 October 27, 2008
Newting
The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.
Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.
Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.
Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"
Newting by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019
Newting
When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Newtingdis
Newtingdis by John Detlor May 22, 2007
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