Newt Gringrich 

A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.

Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.

Newt Gringrich by discoversionofalicesrestaurant November 5, 2012

Newt Gingrich 

A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.

Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!

Newt Gingrich by olDocGold June 12, 2011

newt gingrich 

Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.

Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!

newt gingrich by non-idiot August 24, 2005

Reverse Newt Gingrich 

When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.

Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.

Six Months Later...

Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.

Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce

Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!

Reverse Newt Gingrich by Hollywood Swinging April 19, 2012

Newt Gingrich 

A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.

2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.

There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!

Newt Gingrich by MorgulRat March 26, 2012

Newt Gingrich 

An alcoholic beverage, much like a White Russian or Caucasian (made popular in the movie "The Big Lebowski"), composed of similar ingredients: Vodka, coffee liqueur, and a creamy substance. In the case of the Newt Gingrich in particular, semen is used as the creamy substance, preferably your own or that of a young boy/political intern.

Bill Clinton: "Man, did you hear about Newt Gingrich the other night? He choked on his own drink!"

Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*

Newt Gingrich by Joe "Get Like Me" Biden April 22, 2009

Newt Gingrich

A blowjob. Named after former Speaker of the House from Georgia and the greatest dick-sucker of all time, Newt Gingrich.

Newt will be remembered for normalizing hostile and aggressive speech toward political opponents, his various extramarital affairs with young interns and staffers, and his contributions to the climate crisis as a result of his “Drill Here, Drill Now” policies and opposition to the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009, which would have been the first federal legislation to reduce planet-warming carbon emissions.

"I think (Trump) will win next year. If he can win, and I think he will next year, I think we'll keep the House and Senate and probably gain seats in both. I think he really begins to rival the top three or four presidents in American history. He has begun to move us back to being a work-oriented, meritocracy-oriented country that encourages entrepreneurs, encourages new jobs, encourages new technologies. (Trump is) a cheerleader president who is, himself, an entrepreneur." -Newt Gingrich
"Get his ugly ass penis out of your mouth, you scumbag. This level of dick-sucking... (your mom) is learning new tricks from Newt. They've changed it--a Newt Gingrich, that's what they're calling a blowjob nowadays." -Hasan Piker

"Aw, I got a Newt Gingrich the other day! It was awesome!"

Newt Gingrich by AlmndButtr December 18, 2025