Newmon 

A Newmon is an individual that is usually brown. He is normally found in a hut filled with smoke, playing a middle-eastern board game until the death of his opponent. He also enjoys billiards... often he will get upset and yell "bok choy" when an asian female beats him.

"What happened?" One word... Newmon"

Newmon by mama hooks February 3, 2010

Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

Cathy Newmaning by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020

Cardinal Newman high school 

Cardinal Newman high school is a catholic school in west palm beach with a ridiculous amount of hot girls and shitty ass sports teams and everyone there is a nicotine fien and kids who think they are big because they have daddy’s money to flex.

“Do you have any nicotine?-Cardinal Newman High School kid”

Cardinal Newman high school by Dontworryboutit12345 March 9, 2019

John Newman 

A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.

The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.

John Newman by WritingByTheStorm December 27, 2013

Juice Newton 

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

Juice Newton by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007

Pull a Newman 

When a full grown man throws a hissy fit and goes back on his word

Mike: "Noah just left the fantasy football league."
Mark: "What? Did he Pull a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit."

Pull a Newman by Ed Rooney Jr April 19, 2018

paul newman's cat 

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."

Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

paul newman's cat by Jedijonathan1234 July 24, 2015