Newbe

Used in the military to describe someone that is unaware of the procedures and/or structure required to preform a required task.

Hey Newbe, get down and give me 20 for not saluting that officer!

Newbe by "T" all Mighty January 12, 2012

newbe grill 

Rookie new guy cooking

James was feeling overwhelmed .the orders were coming in too quick! He was just a newbe grill guy!!

newbe grill by Susiequetoyou June 13, 2018

Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

Perma-newb syndrome by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

Newb Yorker 

Someone who is new to New York.

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.

Newb Yorker by adampash February 21, 2013

newb 

An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills.
the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.

1. Newb joins game and is confused
2. Newb asks experienced player for help
3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player.
4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs.
(5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.

newb by Opinionated Truth Teller November 11, 2013

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

speed-bagging his neobean by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Newbreed

Usually between the ages of 13-16, sometimes older, worship fallout boy/panic at the disco, have a particular affinity with black and pink stripes, especially black and pink gloves. Dress like emo/scene kids, but don't really understand what either is, they just do it to make friends. End up trying to out do each other with how misunderstood they are, the more misunderstood, the better. "Unique" is also a newbreed buzzword, they try to achieve this by dying their hair a "wacky" colour, like green or pink all over, or designing custom t shirts on the internet with a "witty slogan" on it.

Cant breathe a sentence without saying the word "random" at least once. Their main goal in life, other then being misunderstood, is being "wacky" and "random". They try to achieve this by coupling two words together that usually don't fit, for example "flying squirrel!", they drop this sort of "humour" into most conversations. They find it hilarious.

Mostly found outside rock clubs, applying each others makeup in an attempt to fool the bouncers into thinking they are older.

if not doing this, they are usually on the internet, watching falloutboy videos.

examples of newbreeds can be found at falloutboy/panic at the disco concerts.

or standing together in a big group outside your local town hall, often swapping makeup tips.

Newbreed by FLyrics September 19, 2007