New Jewsey
New Jewsey by Dewdlings August 24, 2009
Words you can keep
New Jersey messy
Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.
An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.
If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:
“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.
But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:
“It’s New Jersey messy”
meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
New Jersey Spatula
When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
New Jersey Speed Bag
When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
New Jersey Speed Bag by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
Ramsey New Jersey
Ramsey, Nj is quite an interesting town... This is the town where kids act much older than they are and all hang out “in town” on weekends and after school. Most of the boys (especially 8th grade) all drool over any girl that has an ass or tits. lots of the kids have great personality’s but u have to get to know them first or they’re just gonna be salty bitches. the kids spend lots of time at places like “cars” “anthony franco’s” “walgreens” and the ramsey high school field. At the field most girls who guys think are “thicc” get asked to “hu” as they call it. When you go to town your always going to see some pedophiles, girls making cringy “TikToks” and boys vaping. Most of the kids are in 7th, 8th or high school. Most of the kids that hang out in town are usually from ramsey but kids from other nearby towns such as Upper Saddle River, Saddle River, Allendale, and Oakland also hang out with their Ramsey friends. Cops will sometimes show up but parents usually have no idea what’s going on. in early May all the kids go to the nearby private schools carnival and usually are all high there and the girls dress like thots and hu with any both that’s down. This is quite an interesting town that everyone should see...
person one: hey wanna go to town (ramsey new jersey) with me today?
person two: ye sure be there in 15
person two: ye sure be there in 15
Ramsey New Jersey by 02496 April 22, 2019
New Jersey Slickback
A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.
See Also
Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers
See Also
Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers
Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
New Jersey Slickback by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020
New Jersey high five
New Jersey high five by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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