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Definitions by Ihatemakingnewnames

Presidential treatment 

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.
Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

Sloppy Sandal 

When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.
After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.

New Jersey high five 

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.