Ihatemakingnewnames's definitions

New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020

Sloppy Sandal

When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.

After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.

by Ihatemakingnewnames March 7, 2020

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021