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Neuris is a pedophile who likes little children and uses mentally deranged females. Do not talk to a Neuris if you can. If someone tells you their name is a Neuris your best option is to RUN.
Person 1 - "Did you hear what happened to Neuris?"
Person 2 - "No I didn't?"
Person 1 - "He got arrested for messing around with an autistic 10 year old girl!"

Person 2 - "What the fuck? What a sicko!"
Neuris by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 11, 2022
Neuris is short-term for a pedophile who deals with mentally handicapped children. If someone is called a Neuris, try your best to avoid them and make sure to run away as fast as possible!
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested for being a Neuris, What a fucking sicko.
Neuris by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 13, 2022
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Me : NO! NERRISON IS ADORABLE! THAT SEXUAL TENSION IS BETTER! AND IT'S SO CUTE AND- * faints *

Someone : wat

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Nerissa, a calm, caring girl. They are usually confident. They are extremely loyal, especially to friends. If,you have a problem Nerissa's would be the best people to go to. Even though they may not be extremely comfortable with their appearance they are beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. They are extremely talented, especially in music. If you hand them an instrument with a little practice, in no time they will be a pro.
"Oh my gosh I wish I had the skillz Nerissa has"
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From hardship, comes strength and endurance. Hell-bent to make her way, but often too loyal to those who would hurt her or treat her carelessly.
Nerissa
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Neurosis 

A mild form of mental illness, in which subjective experiences of emotional distress are common but contact with reality has not been lost. Examples include anxiety disorders, depression and eating disorders. It is also called psychoneurosis.
Neurosis can in many ways be distinguished from the more severe psychotic mental disorders, such as schizophrenia and manic depression (bipolar).
Neurosis by Doc_B April 14, 2015
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