Neuris

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Neuris is a pedophile who likes little children and uses mentally deranged females. Do not talk to a Neuris if you can. If someone tells you their name is a Neuris your best option is to RUN.

Person 1 - "Did you hear what happened to Neuris?"
Person 2 - "No I didn't?"
Person 1 - "He got arrested for messing around with an autistic 10 year old girl!"

Person 2 - "What the fuck? What a sicko!"

Neuris by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 11, 2022

Neuris

Neuris is short-term for a pedophile who deals with mentally handicapped children. If someone is called a Neuris, try your best to avoid them and make sure to run away as fast as possible!

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested for being a Neuris, What a fucking sicko.

Neuris by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 13, 2022

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Nerrison

A beautiful ship between Nerris, the Dungeons And Dragons obsessed 11 year old girl, and Harrison, the magic 11 year old boy, from a show called Camp Camp on YouTube. It's the best otp ever. I mean come on.

Someone : I ship Harrison with Neil! The sexual tension is cute!

Me : NO! NERRISON IS ADORABLE! THAT SEXUAL TENSION IS BETTER! AND IT'S SO CUTE AND- * faints *

Someone : wat

Nerrison by asexualandgary101 May 8, 2018

nourish-guzzle

A place that sells food/other goodies

“yo, im hungry nigga....im finna get my grub on, im finna hit the nourish-guzzle. deadass”.

nourish-guzzle by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Nerissa

Nerissa, a calm, caring girl. They are usually confident. They are extremely loyal, especially to friends. If,you have a problem Nerissa's would be the best people to go to. Even though they may not be extremely comfortable with their appearance they are beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. They are extremely talented, especially in music. If you hand them an instrument with a little practice, in no time they will be a pro.

"Oh my gosh I wish I had the skillz Nerissa has"

Nerissa by Sally_Stitches22 May 12, 2015

Nerissa

From hardship, comes strength and endurance. Hell-bent to make her way, but often too loyal to those who would hurt her or treat her carelessly.

Nerissa

Nerissa by moon chaser November 16, 2011

Neurosis

A mild form of mental illness, in which subjective experiences of emotional distress are common but contact with reality has not been lost. Examples include anxiety disorders, depression and eating disorders. It is also called psychoneurosis.

Neurosis can in many ways be distinguished from the more severe psychotic mental disorders, such as schizophrenia and manic depression (bipolar).

Neurosis by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026