Neurgle

An exclamation of happiness or joy. Also a filler for an unknown word.

I won the lottery, neurgle!
Your hat is so neurgle.

by Squasha January 2, 2009

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.

Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.

by Mehro December 21, 2004

Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.

That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

Nurgle

To vigorously rub the sides of a puppy dog.

"Come here Linus. I want to Nurgle you"

by NathanNurgles March 8, 2007

Nurgle

The God of pestilence, disease and rot;

The foul worshippers of Nurgle stalked the battlefield, the stench of death surrounding them.

by fastball24 March 13, 2004

nurgle burger

1. A disgusting burger which is obviously made of what is in cafeteria food, or is cafeteria food.
2. used as a random word to describe something, basically meaning absoluetly nothing, sorta just thrown onto a word.
3. Used to break an awkward silence or any silence at all, usually shouted.
4. Used to replace any curse word at any given moment, used instead as nurga burga instead of nurgle burger.
5. A pinched loaf.

1. Dude! That's one hell of a nurgle burger you got there Chris!
2. That party was all nurgle burgery.
3. "NURGLE BURGER!" Shouted Mike in the middle of the history exam.
4. "Cody is a nurga burga!" said Mike as he kicked Cody in the ass.
5. I just made a huge nurgle burger in the bathroom and I ain't flushing it.

by Bob Muffin May 26, 2006