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Neubauer 

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.
There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work
Neubauer by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019
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Jonas Neubauer 

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.
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Newbauer 

The act of a male inserting a Sprite bottle into a female's vagina
Oh man, Marissa got newbauered by Derek last night
Newbauer by Jared Osborne September 3, 2009

Neibauer 

A raging boner, also someone who hates mexicans and fat people and lazy people and poor people...ya
Dude stop being such a neibauer. My neibauer was huge last night.

Nuebauer 

Nuebauer is a total douche of a human. Horrible person who ruins the lives of everyone it touches. Total existence is to cause pain in others.
Stay away from that person they are a Nuebauer and will ruin your life.
Nuebauer by It’s all in fun January 24, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026