Neubauer

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.

There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work

by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019

Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Newbauer

The act of a male inserting a Sprite bottle into a female's vagina

Oh man, Marissa got newbauered by Derek last night

by Jared Osborne September 3, 2009

Neibauer

A raging boner, also someone who hates mexicans and fat people and lazy people and poor people...ya

Dude stop being such a neibauer. My neibauer was huge last night.

by bamfness00111111231231 March 31, 2010

Nuebauer

Nuebauer is a total douche of a human. Horrible person who ruins the lives of everyone it touches. Total existence is to cause pain in others.

Stay away from that person they are a Nuebauer and will ruin your life.

by It’s all in fun January 24, 2024