Newbauer 

The act of a male inserting a Sprite bottle into a female's vagina

Oh man, Marissa got newbauered by Derek last night

Newbauer by Jared Osborne September 3, 2009

Neibauer 

A raging boner, also someone who hates mexicans and fat people and lazy people and poor people...ya

Dude stop being such a neibauer. My neibauer was huge last night.

Neibauer by bamfness00111111231231 March 31, 2010

Neubauer 

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.

There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work

Neubauer by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019

Jonas Neubauer 

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

Jonas Neubauer by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019