Netlang

Shortened form that stands for interNET LANGuage. In other words words, expressions and abbreviations that you cannot use in your essay without getting F.

A: "u <3 anime 2? ur name? asl?" ^_^
B: "idk" OTL
A: "wtf?" >:(
B: "jk" LOL XD
A: "ic" _-_
B: "btw, im om, 23" >_>
A: "np, so?" ;3
C: "what are you talkin about? i dont understant"
A: "coz udk netlang!"
C: "?"
B: "because you dont know netlang"

by Maiko Durarara June 7, 2010

Netbanger

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.

This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.

by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018

Netlag

Disruption of sleep patterns (circadian rhythm) caused by continued computer usage late at night or through interaction with users in different timezones.

I've been on instant messenger with friends in Europe every night this week, and now I'm so netlagged I can't get to sleep before 5 AM.

He had such a severe case of netlag from playing World of Warcraft three nights in a row that he fell asleep in class today.

by Michael Gordon (Zebidee55) February 19, 2009

netlingo

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.

-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!

by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010

Netvangelist

An Internet evangelist.

A netvangelist will take every available opportunity to promote the benefits of the Internet, even if he doesn't work in the online industry.

by Mohit Hira February 16, 2009

mia netland

Mia Netland is a very funny girl. She is very sassy and smart and sometimes salty. Everybody wants to be friends with Mia Netland.

Mia Netland you're the smartest girl in class, you're super funny and amazing to hang out with.

by Netland April 8, 2017

netbanger

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of iconoclasm, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000 by the owner of the domain of the same name.

Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.

by POCUK May 24, 2008