Netvangelist
An Internet evangelist.
A netvangelist will take every available opportunity to promote the benefits of the Internet, even if he doesn't work in the online industry.
Netvangelist by Mohit Hira February 16, 2009
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Netvangelist
An evangelist who preaches their ideologies or religion on the internet no matter what the social media app/website
Person in clip: “I have a place where I pray to my ancestors and sometimes I see them in my dreams…”
Netvangelist: “PFFFT! Those are demons you’re worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!” *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about what’s haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: “IT’S A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELIST”
Netvangelist: “PFFFT! Those are demons you’re worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!” *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about what’s haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: “IT’S A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELIST”
Netvangelist by CharaChan March 23, 2024
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Vosh in the Bar baptizing people for 5$ paypal. With permission from Chopperdave who owns the trademark for it but is allowing him to use it free from royalties.
"Who wants to be saved and not sent to hell? I can baptize you over the internet. But only if you paypall me $5. A great deal on everlasting bliss!" -Vosh
netevangelist by chopperdave March 15, 2005
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