Nesscas

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The worst Earthbound ship ever, because it's not fucking canon. People say it's canon, but guess what? IT'S SHIT.

Whoever likes this ship should fucking die in a fire, and if you don't accept my opinion then you should go to hell. Fucking Nesscas sin.

"Hey man, what's your favorite Earthbound ship?"
"Man, you know it already! One of the best ships that there is, Nesscas!"
"...What are you, fucking gay?"

Nesscas by OveralldPlumber November 25, 2016

newscastering

Having sex under the cover of a blanket while leaving your tops on.

Ruth and I were newscastering on the couch when my mom walked in. She never knew...

newscastering by SirNicksAlot June 29, 2018

Related Words

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Newscaster

A person who repeats stories, statistics, ect. to you that they heard or read and make it seem like they researched it.

Matt gave me all kinds of facts today, then I went home and watched them again on ESPN...He's such as newscaster!

Newscaster by Fine Wein January 22, 2009

nessasexual

When you're attracted to the actress Vanessa Morgan

Tina: I'm in love with Vanessa Morgan

Peter: that makes you Nessasexual

nessasexual by Go Away.._pleas January 3, 2021

Newscaster 2.0

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

Newscaster 2.0 by whatpaigeesaid August 7, 2010

nessasexual

You’re inlove with nessa aka yourfavpeartree on tik tok

What’s ur sexuality?
I’m nessasexual😍👍🏼

nessasexual by anonymous October 9, 2021

Nessasexual

The one and only bhaddie Vanessa Fucking Morgan, who doesn’t love her ?... how are you not nessasexual ?!

Them: Vanessa-

Me: fucking Morgan here
Them: huh ?
Me: what Vanessa said that and I’m nessasexual, what’s the problem.

Nessasexual by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026