Nesscas

The worst Earthbound ship ever, because it's not fucking canon. People say it's canon, but guess what? IT'S SHIT.

Whoever likes this ship should fucking die in a fire, and if you don't accept my opinion then you should go to hell. Fucking Nesscas sin.

"Hey man, what's your favorite Earthbound ship?"
"Man, you know it already! One of the best ships that there is, Nesscas!"
"...What are you, fucking gay?"

Nesscas by OveralldPlumber November 25, 2016

newscastering 

Having sex under the cover of a blanket while leaving your tops on.

Ruth and I were newscastering on the couch when my mom walked in. She never knew...

newscastering by SirNicksAlot June 29, 2018

Newscaster

A person who repeats stories, statistics, ect. to you that they heard or read and make it seem like they researched it.

Matt gave me all kinds of facts today, then I went home and watched them again on ESPN...He's such as newscaster!

Newscaster by Fine Wein January 22, 2009

nessasexual

When you're attracted to the actress Vanessa Morgan

Tina: I'm in love with Vanessa Morgan

Peter: that makes you Nessasexual

nessasexual by Go Away.._pleas January 3, 2021

Newscaster 2.0 

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

Newscaster 2.0 by whatpaigeesaid August 7, 2010

nessasexual

You’re inlove with nessa aka yourfavpeartree on tik tok

What’s ur sexuality?
I’m nessasexual😍👍🏼

nessasexual by anonymous October 9, 2021

Nessasexual

The one and only bhaddie Vanessa Fucking Morgan, who doesn’t love her ?... how are you not nessasexual ?!

Them: Vanessa-

Me: fucking Morgan here
Them: huh ?
Me: what Vanessa said that and I’m nessasexual, what’s the problem.

Nessasexual by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021