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A name of ancient Irish origins. One of the earliest recorded sightings of a Nessan is of the Duke of Leinster circa 400 AD. Nessan is a gaelic acronym for the following traits 'intelligence, physicality, power, honesty, discretion, loyalty'. This Duke is famed for being an innovator of the 5th Century.

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

Nessan is supposedly immortal. With so few people in the world with this name, it is thought that the greatness of every Nessan is compounded across generations. So the Nessan of today, would acquire skills, knowledge, sexual prowess and wordsmithery of every Nessan before him. A truly unique character and person, devoted to making the world a better place.

Motto of 400 AD Nessan: 'If it's a good idea one day, it's a good idea every day'.

Nessan's are also well known as exceptionally well endowed, dark hair, tall and considerably more intelligent than their peers.
Dave: 'I met Nessan the other day and was extremely impressed, what a uniquely bright individual.

Kevin: 'Wow, I wish I was born a Nessan.'
Nessan by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019
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nessynoo 

Someone who speaks in a gibberish, drunken manner, when they are completely sober.
Vanessa: Gish-ba-bish-da-tish for three?
Adrian: Huh?!You're such a nessynoo!
nessynoo by Snickerdoodlehg64 May 23, 2018

netsanet 

a Netsanet is a person with a kind heart and big dreams. A Netsanet will not give up on herself or her friend. She has lots of love to give and get but she usually just want to give and only get when needed.
I wish I had a Netsanet right now
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Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.
There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.
Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011
the most amazing beautiful person you’ll ever meet she is so kind and is perfect in every single way you are lucky to have a nessa in your life if you do. she will stick by your side no matter what and she will always love you even when you’re down. A Nessa will always love you and you will always love her because she such an amazing fun person. you are so damn lucky to have a nessa in your life <3
did you hear Nessa is her idol? she’s one lucky girl
nessa by nessas biggest fan March 17, 2021
an amazing weirdo who you can’t help but love with all your heart. he goofy and smart and he will take you on an adventure but it will be worth it in the end
neshan is the best person you could meet
neshan by kiwilover150 September 20, 2018

Nissan Altima 

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.
Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .
Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023
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