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/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event
(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."
Nerkie by tdagger May 1, 2011
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Nerielis 

She’s a really nice girl she is very loyal and she’s very beautiful you never see her being 2 faced she’s honest and has a bad temper you she’s funny and so kind you never should take her for granted she’s a simple minded person but she’s really sweet she also gives the best hugs everrrr that’s it...
Person 1: Nerielis is so cuteeee
Person 2: she curvy asf
Person 3: yo that’s my girlfriend...
Nerielis by BABYGIRLTHOT June 29, 2019
Related Words
Nerkie • neckie • nerbie • Nergies • nerkle • nernie • Newkie • nerdie • nerieds • Nerielis
OH LUL BABY COMIN “NEWKIE “SHE STAND OUT
Newkie by Lul ni December 22, 2021
Nerlie is a girl with a warm heart. Cares a lot about her friends, and is very sexy. Watch out boys, she's a keeper!
That's definitely a Nerlie!
Nerlie by skillZ06 February 3, 2010

nermie army 

Secret society and army fighting for nerds everywhere. Leader: Nerimon.
Sue: OMG Harry Potter isn't as good as Twishite!
Barry:*Punches her in the gullet because she clearly is not a member of the Nermie army.*
nermie army by Invisible Ginger December 2, 2011
To disregard any stand operating procedures and or protocol, due to a "can do" attitude.
The new style of tape was totally Neried into production.
Neried by Lolken December 23, 2011

Newkie Brown 

I want to get drunk. Pass me a newkie brown.
Newkie Brown by WeFester September 10, 2009
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