A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.
A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player