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Neophoria 

Noun; a euphoric sensation experienced upon witnessing a futuristic device or event.

Something that elicits the feeling of living in the future.
I was overcome with a feeling of neophoria upon seeing the new inventions.
We enjoyed an evening of technological neophoria.
Neophoria by Blacksm1th January 21, 2015

Neophonic Virgin 

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Neophonic Virgin by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

Neophobias 

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary
A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player
Neophobias by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022

Neophobic 

Neophobia is amazing, be neophobia. It means happiness in a few languages.
I was walking around the other day and I felt really Neophobic.
Neophobic by viveishappynow August 7, 2021

NeophobiA 

Fear Of The New...Yet To g0d...Nothing Is New...
8:39pm«@ NeophobiA» nah nothing new
...See? He Is A g0d...hehe
NeophobiA by _EV|L_B|TC|-|_ March 9, 2003

NeophobiA 

Godlike Being to be feared on Irc. Often Found pirating software, music and movies. Occasionally chats but sometimes believed to be a bot.
«@ _EV|L_B|TC|-|_» vVè£çò)v(é•ßáçK NÈOP)-(Oß|Å
NeophobiA by Anonymous March 9, 2003