Nemmed 

To describe one's state of complete inability to function, usually after the consumption of not so legal substances (depending on where you're from).

Derived from the word nem meaning 'no' or 'not' in hungarian

EXAMPLE 1:
Simon: How many zoots did you smoke?
Isaac: Too many.... I have completely nemmed myself.

EXAMPLE 2:
Look at Simon, such a spaz he is totally nemmed.

Nemmed by Stove@98 December 17, 2024

Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.

man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"

Nemmett by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010

nemoed

Sticking your hard penis inside of a live fish and letting it flop around until ejaculation.Caution-not a good idea to use sharks.

The stripper didn't get me off so I walked to the harbor and jacked some cute ass fish from that fish tank.I then preceded to Nemo the shit out of myself.I Nemoed all night.

nemoed by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

Nemmelrig

If a cup of coffee is very 'nemmelrig' it contains a high amount of 'nemmels'.

Denne kop kaffe er meget nemmelrig!

Nemmelrig by djoike December 16, 2013

Nemoede 

A Type of Camel, usually horny and short. Looks like a fuck.
Cute,small, and fun-sized. short, and is constantly making noise. likes to watch Anime and does not know how to use a Dell computer.

hey Austin, did you know that girl is a Nemoede ?
Yes she is very wierd and i dont want to touch it. Ew

Nemoede by Austinffeenn December 25, 2012

Nemoed

Also known as

“Nemo”
“Nemoing”

When you reach 1st base to a “children’s movie”

So what did you guys do last night?

We did nemoed all night man

Nemoed by A.G.Raps May 23, 2018

neimedas 

A KID WITH NOODLES INSTED OF HAIR

Neimedas _ What a noodle

neimedas by ShitboxOneS June 16, 2019