Nemmel 

If a cup of coffee contains many nemmels, it's very exquisite, high quality and aromatic.

My morning cup was amazing, it had lots of nemmels! Very nemmelrig.

Nemmel by djoike December 16, 2013

Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.

man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"

Nemmett by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010

nermel 

A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.

Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?

Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.

nermel by peteypablo204 December 8, 2009

Nemmelrig

If a cup of coffee is very 'nemmelrig' it contains a high amount of 'nemmels'.

Denne kop kaffe er meget nemmelrig!

Nemmelrig by djoike December 16, 2013

nemmertland 

A place where shit gets weird.

I was at Nemmertland and shit got weird.

nemmertland by Gyb723 August 9, 2017

nemiel 

The most sexiest and hottest guy in the world no one compares to him

You are a nemiel

nemiel by anonymous November 23, 2021

Nemmers 

A Nemmers is someone who is completely fuckin oblivious to mostly everything, is crazy for some booty, and is generally confused, but is fun to be around. Nemmers enjoy the simple life, and enjoy a good blunt from now and then to "Take the edge off", but they most likely have no edge at all.

"Bro..that guy. I think his last name is Nemmers? Anyways, totally oblivious. Almost got hit by a car this morning. Let me hit his juul though so thats cool."
"Nice"

Nemmers by Waifu Leader December 14, 2018