Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.

man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"

by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010

nemmertland

A place where shit gets weird.

I was at Nemmertland and shit got weird.

by Gyb723 August 9, 2017

Netmetter

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

by paganroman August 2, 2007

necmettin kamil sevil

A person who pretends that is a linguist but can't even speak a human language.

All of the students failed in all of my classes because I can't teach what I claim that I can, I'm such a Necmettin Kamil Sevil!

by sexiestfrenchlove June 15, 2020

Negmett

Å være jæævlig mett.

Når du har spist så mye at kroppen ikke klarer mer

Espen: gutta, jeg er negmett!

by Helhol August 18, 2020