Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.

man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"

Nemmett by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010

nemmertland 

A place where shit gets weird.

I was at Nemmertland and shit got weird.

nemmertland by Gyb723 August 9, 2017

Netmetter 

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

Netmetter by paganroman August 2, 2007

necmettin kamil sevil 

A person who pretends that is a linguist but can't even speak a human language.

All of the students failed in all of my classes because I can't teach what I claim that I can, I'm such a Necmettin Kamil Sevil!

necmettin kamil sevil by sexiestfrenchlove June 15, 2020

Negmett 

Å være jæævlig mett.

Når du har spist så mye at kroppen ikke klarer mer

Espen: gutta, jeg er negmett!

Negmett by Helhol August 18, 2020