Nelsonman 

Someone who admires, desires to be like, or was named after Nelson Mandela.

My son Nelson is my hero, a true Nelsonman like his namesake Nelson Mandela.

Nelsonman by Candycasa December 26, 2014

nelsonmuntz 

To laugh at, and gain a sense of satisfaction from, the misfortune of others, all while augmenting said satisfaction through the act of pointing. Boy, those Americans have a word for everything!

When Capone tripped over that corpse, I totally nelsonmuntzed him.

nelsonmuntz by The Other Randal Graves October 16, 2010

Nelsoning 

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

Nelsoning by Santee Men August 11, 2020

Nelsoning 

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

Nelsoning by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

nelsonap

to sleep/nap on the toilet for the better part of the afternoon at work.

That lunch was pretty heavy...might be time for a nelsonap.

nelsonap by xmetalx October 25, 2011

Nelsoning 

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

Nelsoning by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning 

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

Nelsoning by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022