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nessynoo by Snickerdoodlehg64 May 23, 2018
Nésya
Probably the best person alive. She’s one of a kind. She is a great friend to have since she would do everthing to help her friends or family. She is super funny and can always make you laugh. She’s also a great listener, you can always talk to her. She says she isn’y beautiful but she totally is. Also she’s really strong, both physically and mentally. It’s hard to break her spirit. Her ambition is great, she has amazing dreams and works so hard to achieve them. If you even know a Nésya you should count yourself as unbelievably lucky. I love her so much and it’s pretty much impossible to not do the same once you get to know her.
~Aylin
~Aylin
Nésya by Ilovepeterporker October 20, 2019
Nisya
Don't ignore her. She is a really quiet girl,but her personality is amazing. She is antisocial and shy, but once she makes some friends they never want to leave her. She is incredibly pretty but always thinks negative. She is nice and wants good for everyone but herself. Under her shell is this person you have never met. She is amazingly pretty, but people deny it to seem cool. She also has a nice body under all the innocent clothes she wears. She might be quiet, but once you insult her, you will regret it. Her roasts will make you think about you existence.
P1: Go kill yourself you embarrassment
Nisya: Trust me I want to, especially with a person like you existing in this world
Nisya: Trust me I want to, especially with a person like you existing in this world
Neissa
Neissa is a hot and loving person except when you cross her. She's always there for you when you need her to be. She's funny and smart. And she's a little comic book nerd.
Neissa by Madison Del3 May 29, 2017
Noisy Cricket
Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
Noisy Cricket by zomiaen October 25, 2008
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