Neil'ed

To automatically blame the token black guy in the group for anything that may occur such as a siren from 2 km away, a car going off, someone saying, "hey where's my wallet" or anything related to crime, robbery, vandalism, surprise sex, or teenage pregnancy.

Kid 1: Look at this new iPhone my dad just got me!

Kid 2: Wow!

Guy 1: PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOUR iPHONE AND YOUR DIGNITY.

Random observer 1: Those kids just got Neil'ed.

by The Sandwich Eaters2 May 25, 2010

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020

Lane Edward Neil

The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.

"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil

by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 2, 2019

Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends

“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him

by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021

Neiled

1. The act of ripping someone off 2. Pinching someones dope and/or cutting dope

That nigga got neiled, Neil served that nigga straight salt

by StreetzBwatchin July 18, 2017

Neiled

To get neiled is to get dogged. Most common in the online gaming community, especially games like Destiny during raids or strikes. Youre not a high enough level so you get booted from the team.

Dude haha you totally just got neiled

by Nickyd6969 October 7, 2017