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To automatically blame the token black guy in the group for anything that may occur such as a siren from 2 km away, a car going off, someone saying, "hey where's my wallet" or anything related to crime, robbery, vandalism, surprise sex, or teenage pregnancy.

Kid 1: Look at this new iPhone my dad just got me!

Kid 2: Wow!

Guy 1: PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOUR iPHONE AND YOUR DIGNITY.

Random observer 1: Those kids just got Neil'ed.

Neil'ed by The Sandwich Eaters2 May 25, 2010

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Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

Neil Patrick Harris'ed by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

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Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

Neil Francis Edward by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020

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Lane Edward Neil

The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.

"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil

Lane Edward Neil by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 2, 2019

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Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends

“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him

Edmund Neil McLaughlan by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021

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Neiled

1. The act of ripping someone off 2. Pinching someones dope and/or cutting dope

That nigga got neiled, Neil served that nigga straight salt

Neiled by StreetzBwatchin July 18, 2017

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Neiled

To get neiled is to get dogged. Most common in the online gaming community, especially games like Destiny during raids or strikes. Youre not a high enough level so you get booted from the team.

Dude haha you totally just got neiled

Neiled by Nickyd6969 October 7, 2017

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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