Neetard
Neetard by Cat of the forest July 9, 2026
nemtard
An insult which is used to define people who are annoying, strange and dumb. It also means that you are boney and means that your friend is a hoe.
You nemtard
nemtard by ketchupisred July 2, 2019
neotard
(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.
A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.
Traits include a blind support for:
* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.
* Republican Presidential Infallability
* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).
A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"
As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.
Traits include a blind support for:
* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.
* Republican Presidential Infallability
* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).
A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"
As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.
Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.
Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.
Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.
Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.
Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
neotard by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008
Neektard
A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.
'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)
Neektard by George McCloghry August 4, 2008
netard
netard by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006
NMEtard
Someone who only likes whatever music NME say they should and changes their views when NME change theirs
Person 1: Pete Doherty is good. True story, look! *points to nme article.
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard
NMEtard by kingadam17 September 10, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.