Neetard 

A retard trying to appear the national elegibility cum entrance test or NEET for short. A neetard doesn't usually study,they just go through memes and other useless things, hoping they could pull it of on the last day(day before exam) which eventually leads them to failure and taking a drop

See, a neetard is taking a drop, i wonder if he will survive this time around

Neetard by Asura007 May 16, 2023

Neetard

Being a shut in and blaming all consequences to others.

Don't be a neetard, go outside and find a job

Neetard by Cat of the forest July 9, 2026

nemtard 

An insult which is used to define people who are annoying, strange and dumb. It also means that you are boney and means that your friend is a hoe.

You nemtard

nemtard by ketchupisred July 2, 2019

neotard 

(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.

George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").

neotard by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008

Neektard 

A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.

'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)

Neektard by George McCloghry August 4, 2008

netard 

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

netard by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

NMEtard

Someone who only likes whatever music NME say they should and changes their views when NME change theirs

Person 1: Pete Doherty is good. True story, look! *points to nme article.
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard

NMEtard by kingadam17 September 10, 2009