NMEtard

Someone who only likes whatever music NME say they should and changes their views when NME change theirs

Person 1: Pete Doherty is good. True story, look! *points to nme article.
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard

NMEtard by kingadam17 September 10, 2009

nametard 

A poster who creates a name definition. The disease-ridden detritus of urbandictionary.com

Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.

Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.

nametard by c October 18, 2009

nemtard 

An insult which is used to define people who are annoying, strange and dumb. It also means that you are boney and means that your friend is a hoe.

You nemtard

nemtard by ketchupisred July 2, 2019

netard 

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

netard by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

Netardus 

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

Netardus by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

netarded by QuietDean April 25, 2005

netard 

Someone who believes anything they read on the internet like a total fucking idiot.

Nicole spends all her time looking up 2012 bullshit on the internet and just believes everything, even when these new-found beliefs blatantly contradict one another. What a fucking netard.

netard by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011