Neektard

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A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.

'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)

Neektard by George McCloghry August 4, 2008

Neektard

A person who is a tard(iykyk) and also a neek.

Galogna: Im a Neektard
Person: I KNOW!!

Neektard by NEEKTARD January 10, 2022

Related Words

Neektard • Necktard • Neebtarded • Neekturd • Nerktard • Nee'Tard

Nerktard

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dork and retard.

Person 1:"That person should really be wearing a helmet and a scarf!"
Person 2: "Yeah, such a nerktard!"

Nerktard by nerktarded June 29, 2011

Neebtarded

Something so failed, retarded, and full of neebaness, that it becomes neebtarded.

Natsuki: Wow, I failed.

Daria: Hahaha! That was sooo neebtarded!

Neebtarded by M.IN.M. October 8, 2011

Neekturd

A nerd, a geek, a retard, and a turd combined

You are a neekturd

Neekturd by Unknownperson1234 May 14, 2019

Neetard

A retard trying to appear the national elegibility cum entrance test or NEET for short. A neetard doesn't usually study,they just go through memes and other useless things, hoping they could pull it of on the last day(day before exam) which eventually leads them to failure and taking a drop

See, a neetard is taking a drop, i wonder if he will survive this time around

Neetard by Asura007 May 16, 2023

Necktard

A person who seems to be sporting a questionable tattoo on the side of their head, face or neck area and looks to be mentally impaired (well you would be if you had a tattoo anywhere above your shoulder).

Look at that woman with the tattoo on the side of her neck, she looks like a right necktard!

Necktard by Menti-b September 30, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026