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A combination of 'Neek' and 'Retard', relating to the shameful, unfunny, lousy, just plain embarrassing things people say or do. Sometimes it's considered cool to be a Nee'Tard, if in the sense you make people laugh at your 'Nee'Tardedness' - so your either mad funny or an actual 'Nee'Tard'. You've been warned.
A boy walks into school with ankle swingers. Some kids shout at him;

"You're a Nee'Tard!"

or

GIRL 1: "Yesterday I farted in my sleep!"

GIRL 2: "Eurgh, gosh you're such a Nee'Tard!"
by CeeGee. October 23, 2009
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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