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Needlepeen 

Experimental rock band formed in 2023. As of September nineteenth 2023, they have released 2 albums and 2 eps.
Timmy: Man, I LOVE the band Needlepeen!

Richard: Me too, their best album is dick tears and their best song is We Kicked JB out of the Band Because He Kept Saying the Dope Nose Slur on July 29th 2023!
Needlepeen by JM99 Official September 18, 2023
Words you can keep

Needlepeen 

A guy with an extremely thin penis, similar to the girth of a needle.
LMAO guys have you heard? Ron has a needlepeen!
Needlepeen by The real niederman September 24, 2023

Needlepoint 

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)
Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...
Needlepoint by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015

needlepoint 

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
needlepoint by mike April 10, 2004

Needlepoint 

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD
Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.
Needlepoint by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022

Needleteetle 

a needle that goes in your tit
hey, have you ever heard of a needleteetle[
Needleteetle by gemmma-teller January 4, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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