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Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007
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Necrobation

the grim and frostbitten doings of the necroyeti as he bloodlustfully praises satans unholy allmightyness in the woods at midnight.
the necroyetti necrobated on the norweigen mountain of yesiadhusduef.
by Kyla April 1, 2005
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necrobation

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.
Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.
by Sil Phung May 15, 2008
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Necrobation

The necrobation made me cum, but I still don't have the will to live.
by BMXXMB January 13, 2022
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Negrotations

(n.) As seen in heated arguments between people of minority (and sadly sometimes a white dude here and there), it involves the act of starting and finishing a sentence with the word 'Nigga'. Usually done to intensify the insinuations of the sentence or draw emphasis.
Ex./
"Niggas' got garbage down the way, nigga." NEGROTATION.

Ex./
"Nigga I stay bein' in this game, nigga, who the fuck I is, nigga. Shit's crazy, nigga." COMBINATION NEGROTATIONS.

Ex./ "Nigga, this right here, nigga? This on some otherrr shit."
PARTIAL NEGROTATION.
by alexvill1994 February 11, 2013
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necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.
Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.
by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
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Necrobatics

When a dead body flips due to an explosion, usually in movies
Did you see that action movie last night? It had awesome necrobatics
by Infoskip January 23, 2010
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