Neasan is usually one of the funniest problems u could meet always has something to say and usually is disliked by one person if you have a friend like neasan your in for the ride of your life
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by Jimmy me to June 15, 2017
Get the neasan mug.Neasan is a cocky guy that loves himself. Neasan is rude and is never nice to anyone however is very smart. He tends to be the opposite of loyal and is not the best looking.
by Bobbysands1916 January 16, 2019
Get the Neasan mug.a Netsanet is a person with a kind heart and big dreams. A Netsanet will not give up on herself or her friend. She has lots of love to give and get but she usually just want to give and only get when needed.
by Netsienetsie May 25, 2019
Get the netsanet mug.A badass chic who don't follow nobody , she has her own style and has and attitude, don't fuck with her because she will fuck u up, she is sexy and got an ass like no other
by Frankeclare January 1, 2015
Get the nasandra mug.The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.
*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*
John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
by sevenup7 December 16, 2009
Get the newsance mug.The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.
Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.
by FoggyBreath June 10, 2011
Get the Fox Newsance mug.He can be very smart aggy sometimes have one of the biggest,cutest smile in the world and can be a good friend shy sometimes but once you get to know him he’s very goofy
by Nasan November 27, 2018
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