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Midtown Near Mint 

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.
Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.
Related Words

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
That G U Y you probably thought was a girl when you first read the manga, or watched the anime.
JoJo fan#1: Hey, I would bang Narancia!!!
JoJo fan#2: You know Narancia is a guy right?

JoJo fan#1 was found hanging from his fan later that day...
Narancia by Mr.SpyCrab1 December 31, 2018
literally the best and sweetest boy in all of golden wind and possibly all of jojo's bizarre adventure.
person 1: hey, do you know narancia ghirga from jojo's bizarre adventure?
person 2: yeah! he's my favorite!
Narancia by JubileeLine November 11, 2020
Narasia, is a loving and kind person who makes everyone happy. She have your back even when you don't know it. she is a goddess that everyone is jealous of. She likes helping out people during their bad times. She very friendly and loves make-up and online shopping, but most people hate it. She knows how to keep a secret and shes also keeper.
Jackie: "Oh. Did you see the new outfit that Narasia was wearing?"
Kristen: "Oh yes. I LOVE IT!!! :) "
Jackie with a jealousy voice: " OKKK!!"
narasia by TaliahH March 29, 2017