NEAR DEATH
NEAR DEATH by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018
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near death experience
(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
near death experience
a vibe check from god
Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
near death experience by sawft April 14, 2020
Near death sexperience
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
Near death sexperience by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
near death experience
Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
near death experience by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
Near death experience
A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
Near death experience by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020
Near death hottie
Near death hottie by near death hottie October 31, 2010
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