(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
That guy has had a near death experience.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
a vibe check from god
Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
by sawft April 15, 2020
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 08, 2021
Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 02, 2009
A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
by KirbyVibe_Check November 05, 2020
by near death hottie May 31, 2010
by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 04, 2018