2 definitions by Mrjsmith

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
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A word that was born on Facebook on New Years Eve 2012-2013. This word originated from swag fags and teen pages during page raids trying to tell the pages that were raiding that they were retards or retarded. After that date the word will begin to be overused in a sarcastic and ironic manner.
Decently Funny Pages: Shut down your shit page. Its terrible and cancerous.
Swag Fag/Like Whore Pages: Ummmm.... Are you people retart? Stop writing on our page haters!
by Mrjsmith January 1, 2013
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