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Navalism, navaUlism, navalisM

Navalism, navaUlism, navalisM
Navalism, navaUlism, navalisM
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The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.
It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!
navalism by God_of_Navy September 7, 2016

Naralism 

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.
"I believe in Naralism"

Neo-Natalism

Neo-natalism.

A paradigm in which countries are partitioned by each religion's respective view on abortion.
In national natalism (neo-natalism), Catholics get South America, Jews get the Carribean Islands, Germanic Protestants get the contiguous United States, Anglican Protestants procure Canada, Animists procure Europe, and Muslims receive northern Africa.
Neo-Natalism by metawave January 24, 2019

Pro-Natalism 

A couple points of contention:
1-Maintaining other cultures (in the name of pluralism and competition)
2-Practices decided by subsidiarity (Circumcision)
3-Using kids to inflate your own existential importance
4-Reproduction as evidence for the validity of practice (Circumcision)
5-Cultual Imperialism (Parent can't be the final arbiter)
6-The parallel between reproduction and happiness (Paperclip maximizing)
7-Cultual zealotry
8-Capital Punishment

Hym "(8) So, when it comes to practices like capital punishment, how does that translate to how your kids are going to interact with other kids? You've programmed into them a set of behaviors and when somone they are interacting with doesn't adhere to those behaviors what are they going to do? They are going to do what you taught them to do. That's how you get Jordan Neely. That's how you get George Floyd 2.0 being told 'You're fine' as he gets crushed to death.
So, no. What I see here is the exact sort of Social Darwinism I've been railing against. If I grant you the need for you teach or do with your kids whatever you want (7) what assurance do I have that it isn't going to devolve into cultural zealotry that (8) feeling justified in using capital punishment against me to coerce either my compliance and/subjugation? I also don't see how you don't see the parallel in your paperclip maximizing analogy. How are you not treating humans as reproduction maximizing machines and (3) using your kids to inflate your own existential importance? This is just more Jordan Peterson bullshit where you abdicate any complicity in the lives of the people around you while simultaneously ingoring the peripheral effect you have by engaging in practices that don't actually hold up to scrutiny in the ideological landscape. Your ideology is pernicious. You can't be allowed to inflate the validity of your bad ideas by breeding people explicitly to believe the things you believe. Especially because it can only continue to exist if people like me are silenced."
Pro-Natalism
Pro-Natalism by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Natalism 

I mean, you see the problem here right? Like, is that not exact thing I was talking about?
Hym "Hurray! Correct again! Did I not say 'Incel second class citizenry?' Is this not the exact thing I said? 🎶Greatest mind who ever lived🎶 Always right🎶 Better than everyone🎶 This is LITERALLY what Jordan Peterson's 'Minimal necessary unity bullshit MEANS. That's LITERALLY WHAT IT MEANS! You'd better get real comfortable with either murdering kids or being enslaved cus... That's literally the plan for them. And if you don't LIKE the plan, well, then you better get ready for some weaponized schizophrenia SHITHEADS! You see what I mean about you all being deeply unserious? See what I mean about all the natalism shit? Seriously! I started 8 years ago and I'm STILL 8 years ahead of everyone! Wait... Do I not understand how time works here? Hmmm... Yeah, no, I shouldn't be this far ahead."
Natalism by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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