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Natalism

I mean, you see the problem here right? Like, is that not exact thing I was talking about?
Hym "Hurray! Correct again! Did I not say 'Incel second class citizenry?' Is this not the exact thing I said? 🎶Greatest mind who ever lived🎶 Always right🎶 Better than everyone🎶 This is LITERALLY what Jordan Peterson's 'Minimal necessary unity bullshit MEANS. That's LITERALLY WHAT IT MEANS! You'd better get real comfortable with either murdering kids or being enslaved cus... That's literally the plan for them. And if you don't LIKE the plan, well, then you better get ready for some weaponized schizophrenia SHITHEADS! You see what I mean about you all being deeply unserious? See what I mean about all the natalism shit? Seriously! I started 8 years ago and I'm STILL 8 years ahead of everyone! Wait... Do I not understand how time works here? Hmmm... Yeah, no, I shouldn't be this far ahead."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Neo-Natalism

Neo-natalism.

A paradigm in which countries are partitioned by each religion's respective view on abortion.
In national natalism (neo-natalism), Catholics get South America, Jews get the Carribean Islands, Germanic Protestants get the contiguous United States, Anglican Protestants procure Canada, Animists procure Europe, and Muslims receive northern Africa.
by metawave January 24, 2019
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Pro-Natalism

A couple points of contention:
1-Maintaining other cultures (in the name of pluralism and competition)
2-Practices decided by subsidiarity (Circumcision)
3-Using kids to inflate your own existential importance
4-Reproduction as evidence for the validity of practice (Circumcision)
5-Cultual Imperialism (Parent can't be the final arbiter)
6-The parallel between reproduction and happiness (Paperclip maximizing)
7-Cultual zealotry
8-Capital Punishment

Hym "(8) So, when it comes to practices like capital punishment, how does that translate to how your kids are going to interact with other kids? You've programmed into them a set of behaviors and when somone they are interacting with doesn't adhere to those behaviors what are they going to do? They are going to do what you taught them to do. That's how you get Jordan Neely. That's how you get George Floyd 2.0 being told 'You're fine' as he gets crushed to death.
So, no. What I see here is the exact sort of Social Darwinism I've been railing against. If I grant you the need for you teach or do with your kids whatever you want (7) what assurance do I have that it isn't going to devolve into cultural zealotry that (8) feeling justified in using capital punishment against me to coerce either my compliance and/subjugation? I also don't see how you don't see the parallel in your paperclip maximizing analogy. How are you not treating humans as reproduction maximizing machines and (3) using your kids to inflate your own existential importance? This is just more Jordan Peterson bullshit where you abdicate any complicity in the lives of the people around you while simultaneously ingoring the peripheral effect you have by engaging in practices that don't actually hold up to scrutiny in the ideological landscape. Your ideology is pernicious. You can't be allowed to inflate the validity of your bad ideas by breeding people explicitly to believe the things you believe. Especially because it can only continue to exist if people like me are silenced."
Pro-Natalism
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Natelism

A man with tendancies toward natelism is commonly referred to as an Ass-man.
by Natelist June 17, 2013
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Naralism

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.
"I believe in Naralism"
by The Random lunch dumbasses October 25, 2019
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natalise

Natalise is usually a name for a girl/woman. Natalise is a tough, and fierce. She can be a tomboy or a real girly girl and sometimes in between. Natalise will love you till the day she dies but if you get on her bad sad then you are in for some shit. Natalise can also be a diva and be a smart ass just because.
Natalise, got clout.
by UrbanDictionar-e January 27, 2018
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Natralism

The belief that globalization will erode both national & religious identities, giving rise to color identity. Natrals believe that all people are colors pretending to be nations and religions; that it's easy for someone to lose their borders or faith but not their color; that they remain a color.
Natralism rose in multiracial democracies
by eaglescreech April 5, 2022
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