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Nˈɑ •tɪ•zəm (n.) is a rare mental disorder that affects the entirety of the brain, resulting in remarkable intellect, but increased social-awkwardness, ironic levels of negligence, and involuntary nazi saluting.
African-American billionare, Elon Musk, known for his many remarkable achievements, including the purchasing and butchering of the social media platform "Twitter," is just one of many CEOs who holds a powerful influence within mainstream politics, but is unique in that he achieved success while suffering from the rare mental disorder "nautizm."
Nautizm by ponderingpigfrog January 26, 2025
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The social awkwardness caused by bingeing on a computer, smartphone, console, or any other device that runs by processing naughts and ones.
"Hey Bill! That girl you have a crush on is coming to the bar tonight - you want to come?"

"...Dammit, I just spent 4 days straight playing Red Dead and I have a bad case of nautism. I'd make an ass of myself. Maybe next week"
Nautism by zeonion July 14, 2019
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An exuberant term crafted with love by the fervently bullish Ordinaut holders within the Bitcoin universe. Nautism captures the electrifying fervor and boundless optimism that courses through the veins of these dedicated enthusiasts.

In the world of Nautism, being an Ordinaut holder isn't just an investment; it's a passionate and occasionally "crazy" devotion to the project. These Nauts ride the waves of the crypto sea with unwavering belief, embracing the wild volatility and unpredictable market swings as exhilarating opportunities.

Nautism embodies the spirit of the relentlessly bullish, those who see potential even when others doubt. It's a community where wild predictions and audacious dreams are not only accepted but celebrated. The Ordinaut holders, in their bullish craze, fuel the project's momentum, infusing it with an infectious spirit of optimism and determination.

Nautism isn't just about holding tokens; it's a lifestyle, a celebration of the bullish spirit, and a shared journey toward financial adventures. It symbolizes the unapologetic fervor and the unwavering faith that Ordinaut holders bring to the ever-booming world of cryptocurrencies.
Troy's unyielding Nautism led him to hold onto his Ordinauts even during the most turbulent market conditions, believing in the project's long-term potential.

The Nautism within the Ordinauts community was infectious, with members constantly sharing their bullish predictions and exciting market insights.
Nautism by KingOfSuckBallsMountain January 4, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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