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Nautism

The social awkwardness caused by bingeing on a computer, smartphone, console, or any other device that runs by processing naughts and ones.
"Hey Bill! That girl you have a crush on is coming to the bar tonight - you want to come?"

"...Dammit, I just spent 4 days straight playing Red Dead and I have a bad case of nautism. I'd make an ass of myself. Maybe next week"
by zeonion July 14, 2019
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