Nathalie Portman

1. A liability

2. Somebody with no training, no experience and no common sense or judgement insists on tagging along they are a "Nathalie Portman".

Origin- In the film Leon Nathalie Portman plays a child who loses her parents and is taken in by the assassin, Leon. She then informs a hotel receptionist he is her "Lover", fires random shots off a balcony window and ends up getting Leon killed.

You just lost us the game, you're such a Nathalie Portman.

Nathalie Portman by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010

natalie portman

1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

natalie portman by Bite me May 13, 2005

Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

Natalie Portman by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

natalie portman by Bite me March 19, 2005

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

natalie portman by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

The Natalie Portman 

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

The Natalie Portman by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

natalie portman by mick March 14, 2005