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1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
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1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.
by Lord Grimcock August 22, 2007
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Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.
Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.
by Jedi421 January 06, 2009
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An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.
Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?

Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
by Tmacb May 20, 2005
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