mick's definitions

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

j town

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

by Mick April 18, 2005

George Bush

see confused

A man whose most common phrase is I don't get.

by mick July 5, 2003

Funone

a mentally retarded person

Look at that noobie, he's such a funone!

by Mick January 9, 2004

Hamster

A fly chick. Simular to the usage of "dime piece."

"Yo Son, I had this HAMSTER back in the day - she was fly as hell kidddd."

by mick March 10, 2004

Webo

A person brought up in an awseome town. They usually kick ass at everything they do.

Man, I suck at life! I wish I could be a Webo.

by mick November 15, 2004