mick's definitions

fragripper

Amazing player of the game of TF1.5

by Mick April 7, 2003

muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

by Mick May 13, 2005

motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

by Mick December 27, 2004

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

George Bush

see confused

A man whose most common phrase is I don't get.

by mick July 5, 2003

Webo

A person brought up in an awseome town. They usually kick ass at everything they do.

Man, I suck at life! I wish I could be a Webo.

by mick November 15, 2004

bigcanadiano

Verbose and incoherent.

"My guess, ducks and water that is, can't seem to hide outside of a boxing," is a BigCanadiano sentence.

by Mick May 29, 2004