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The act of bad-mouthing someone via instant message, only to find out that you just instant messaged that person, instead of the intended audience.
Instant message Conversation:

Bob: Hey Melissa, would you rather kiss Nashe or eat a sand sandwich

Nashe: What are you talking about? What is your question?

Bob: Oh crap, nevermind

Nashe: Oh shit, I've just been Nashe'd
Nashe'd by Doreen S. July 29, 2008
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Nash David 

Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.
"Nelly's all broke up about that man leavin'."
"He's just a Nash David..."
Nash David by Joe Clien December 12, 2022
To make someone think they are getting a really good deal, when really you are.
Did you see what I just sold that guy? I totally Nashed him.
Nashed by UhYeahIDid April 9, 2011
The term used for someone who gets extremly intoxicated and proceeds to do something epic at a party, wedding or social gathering.
"Dude did you see that guy last night? He was completly Nashed, downed half a bottle of vodka and threw up on the bride...epic"
Nashed by TheNash24 February 14, 2012
Verb - To patronise, demean and to generally have a managerial cock-like attitude towards colleagues and co-workers.
A: "Errrrr... is that the correct printer cartidge?"
B: "Oh my God, he just nashed me to hell and back about a printer cartridge."
Nashed by johnny_nasher January 16, 2009

Kate Nashed 

To be so annoyed with someone you have to listen to Kate Nash's 'Shit Song' in order for to calm you down.
Victoria: "Mark cunted at me so much last night that I got seriously Kate Nashed with him."
Peter: "Calm down and put a pad in!"
Kate Nashed by MaddieClip December 14, 2009
To be absolutely pulverised, bashed, smashed, stabbed, shot. Or have any physical harm done to you by another human. (Preferably with the last name of “Nash”)
You're Gonna Get Nashed.
Dude, You Got So Nashed.
That Guy Nashed You Up.
Nashed by Oh Really fool? September 3, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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