naitard

A portmanteau of "naive" and "retard". Describe someone who willingly and ignorantly believe in something that even a retarded person would not.

Guy friend: You honestly think your wife is just playing tennis every night with her Mr. Tennis Coach? You are a freaking naitard!

by LocEngPlay April 16, 2014

NAKtard

a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed

Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!

by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019

nastards

Way to say: "Nasty Bastards!"

After moo kicked Tang, she went insane and started calling us nastards!!11one!

by Carzum October 17, 2009

nastardization

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.

Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.

by ViperGeek January 23, 2016

natard

a redneck faggot who shaves his head does a lot of drugs and is generally unpleasant to be around

hey guys wanna go drive tractors and do meth

no you faggot why you gotta be such a natard

by cringy faggot January 30, 2017

Nastard

a nasty bastard, nastier than a normal bastard

That guy is such a nastard!

by jazzman September 7, 2004

Nartard

A next level ass eating retard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017