nahrtard

1)a nahrtard is a retarded narwhal
2)a nahrtard is a person that has many spasms

a nahrtard is when a when a narwhal turns out to be retarded

nahrtard by nahrtad December 16, 2013

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Nartard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

Nartard by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017

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"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."

Nartard by notapollo January 14, 2020

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Nar·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard

Nartard by anon. E. mus August 10, 2005

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A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

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