nahrtard

1)a nahrtard is a retarded narwhal
2)a nahrtard is a person that has many spasms

a nahrtard is when a when a narwhal turns out to be retarded

nahrtard by nahrtad December 16, 2013

Nartard 

A next level ass eating retard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

Nartard by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017

Nartard 

A Naruto obsessed retard.

"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."

Nartard by notapollo January 14, 2020

Nartard 

Nar·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard

Callum.. your such a Nartard...

Nartard by anon. E. mus August 10, 2005

NARTARD 

A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

NARTARD by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019