Narft

Verb - When someone ex spells gas from both their mouths and their butts simultaneously

Bobby totally narfted after eating those cheese nachos.

by peterandbeer April 20, 2009

narto

Better version of Naruto

Hey mom can we get narto?

by OklahomaCalifornia October 5, 2020

Narf Bag

An extremely lame, and unattractive individual, lacking even the most basic social skills, completely repulsive to the opposite sex.

"Would you ever date him?"
"No way in hell, he's a total Narf Bag!"

by ragingquietly February 7, 2010

aw narts

when something happens that is unfortunate and you feel the need to express it using a term like aw narts. similar to "aw man" but narts is cooler.

*stubs toe*
"AW NARTS"

by chickachicachickadinna June 1, 2016

Narfisse

Danish for a vagina that fools people, it fools people all the the time by seeming like a innocent vagina, but it's really an asshole disguising as a vagina

" Baben is a narfisse ", " Kenneth said Babe was a narfisse "m, " Prada kaldte Baben en narfisse ", " Narfissan "

by X'en October 4, 2011

nafta

'nother afternoon fucking that ass. First said by Bill Clinton on Family Guy.

"Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?"
"What's that?"
"'nother afternoon fucking that ass"

by Jack324 March 30, 2007

NARFAB

When you get a boner for no reason (no apparent reason for a boner=NARFAB)

bro, i have a huge NARFAB right now

by coolkid696969696969696969 April 15, 2022