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Narciste 

The lifestyle of an immature (but common) egoist, which utilizes group dynamics and narcissism as a weapon to destroy others socially (their relationships, livelihood, and/or ability to function in society). Consistently found (and easily recognized) in school bullying, workplace competition, and politics. But also rampant throughout society.

Not a gendered, nor age-restricted lifestyle, but most commonly associated with adolescent girls. Not predicated on sexual orientation, but routinely wielded by homosexuals, and other left-leaning political groups, as a primary source of influence and power.

Inevitably anti-intellectual, and pseudo-emotional, to the point of mocking all sincere emotions, and verbally devaluing of all items of intellectual, spiritual, individual, or worldly import.

Employing the concept of zero-sum game, this lifestyle (or basic methodology) is considered a viable refuge for the otherwise helpless, disenfranchised, and lost, yet more commonly found among the well-heeled but lazy.
The crowd was heavily laden with Narciste parasites hoping to sink their teeth into the flesh of a successful white male who had said some things that some would never tolerate.
Narciste by Nice Badger January 4, 2020
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narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcistick 

The overuse of a selfie stick.
Man, she uses that Narcistick to post pics of herself all the time!
Narcistick by Timism April 4, 2015

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcisensitive 

Someone who is sensitive but in a narcissistic way, i.e., only to himself and his own needs.
My date is very narcisensitive, telling me about his sad, family history, but he didn't care that I was freezing cold, out in the poring rain.
Narcisensitive by adk132 November 3, 2009

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcisseptic

A narcissist is an extremely conceited person, and and a person that is septic is full of toxic waste. A "narcisseptic" is a person that is completely into themselves, thinks of no one but themselves and they are completely full of shit.
He constantly lies to make himself look better. He's such a narcisseptic.
Narcisseptic by KarleeQue October 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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