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Narciste 

The lifestyle of an immature (but common) egoist, which utilizes group dynamics and narcissism as a weapon to destroy others socially (their relationships, livelihood, and/or ability to function in society). Consistently found (and easily recognized) in school bullying, workplace competition, and politics. But also rampant throughout society.

Not a gendered, nor age-restricted lifestyle, but most commonly associated with adolescent girls. Not predicated on sexual orientation, but routinely wielded by homosexuals, and other left-leaning political groups, as a primary source of influence and power.

Inevitably anti-intellectual, and pseudo-emotional, to the point of mocking all sincere emotions, and verbally devaluing of all items of intellectual, spiritual, individual, or worldly import.

Employing the concept of zero-sum game, this lifestyle (or basic methodology) is considered a viable refuge for the otherwise helpless, disenfranchised, and lost, yet more commonly found among the well-heeled but lazy.
The crowd was heavily laden with Narciste parasites hoping to sink their teeth into the flesh of a successful white male who had said some things that some would never tolerate.
Narciste by Nice Badger January 4, 2020
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narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcistick 

The overuse of a selfie stick.
Man, she uses that Narcistick to post pics of herself all the time!
Narcistick by Timism April 4, 2015

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcisensitive 

Someone who is sensitive but in a narcissistic way, i.e., only to himself and his own needs.
My date is very narcisensitive, telling me about his sad, family history, but he didn't care that I was freezing cold, out in the poring rain.
Narcisensitive by adk132 November 3, 2009

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcisseptic

A narcissist is an extremely conceited person, and and a person that is septic is full of toxic waste. A "narcisseptic" is a person that is completely into themselves, thinks of no one but themselves and they are completely full of shit.
He constantly lies to make himself look better. He's such a narcisseptic.
Narcisseptic by KarleeQue October 12, 2018