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Narcisexual 

Narcisexual, Rooting from the word narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself.
I think he's narcisexual, He surprising somehow rejected Lucy Law and has never had sex before but says he maturbates all the time.
Narcisexual by Littlelucylaw January 8, 2017

Narcisexual 

You ever be looking at yourself and be like “damn I’m one sexy mf, like bro I’d actually fuck the shit outta myself if I could like bro” and then jerk off to your own dick but like not in a gay way?
Mf 1: yo man jerking off to your own dick is gay add
Mf 2: nah man it’s just narcisexual it’s not gay I swear man I LIKE CHICKS I just really wanna fuck myself but I ain’t gay man I swear

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.
Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.
Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

nazisexual 

Same as a homofascist. Someone who expects everyone else to subordinate their beliefs to the almighty gayness. The nazisexual will tear down anything and everyone that refuses to accept their bizarre behavior. Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and right of association ... mean nothing before the gay agenda.
Only a nazisexual would keep trying to tear down the Boy Scouts. Don't they know nobody will ever send their sons off into the woods with their brethren?
nazisexual by Harvey Mudder November 15, 2013

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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