narcisex 

The act of a male being sexually aroused by himself. Acts of narcisex include:

1) Groping one's non-flexed pectoral muscle/man-boob and pretending it is a real female breast.
2) Talking/moaning in a high-pitched, female voice while masterbating, pretending it is the voice of an actual female.
3) Tucking the genitals between one's legs while staring at one's self in the mirror.

-Dude, how was working out today?
-Sick dude! I was so pumped up that my pecs actually felt like tits! It was awesome! Best narcisex of my life!

narcisex by flex-uh-chode March 13, 2010

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcissexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted only to him or herself.

Mr. X, an open narcissexual, frequently masturbates to images of himself.

Narcissexual by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007

Narcisensitive 

Someone who is sensitive but in a narcissistic way, i.e., only to himself and his own needs.

My date is very narcisensitive, telling me about his sad, family history, but he didn't care that I was freezing cold, out in the poring rain.

Narcisensitive by adk132 November 3, 2009

Narcissexual 

Someone who loves his/herself to such an extreme that it is a sexual orientation in and of itself.

She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!

Narcissexual by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Narciselfie 

The product of a person so vain they feel they must take an abnormally large amount of selfies to share with and annoy the world.

Im getting seriously tired of seeing Chris's narciselfies clogging up my feed all day, hes not even that cute.

Narciselfie by Kaytedidnt July 14, 2014