Narchaeology 

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun

"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."

Narchaeology by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Facebook Archaeology 

To dig up old facebook posts by liking or commenting, flooding people's facebook spaces with posts and statuses from five years ago or older. This practice is most successful when done to posts made before facebook likes were implemented, staking the archaeologists' claim.

"Oh man, my wall is filled with embarrassing prom photos. Looks like someone did some facebook archaeology last night."

Facebook Archaeology by Forgaman December 1, 2014

narchaeologist 

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail

Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.

narchaeologist by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

archaeology

1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your hat, whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi scum to shoot, imprisoned children to free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.

2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .

Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.

*queue theme music* Look at him killing all those nazi's! He must have done archaeology!

This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.

archaeology by Real Archaeologist September 4, 2005

archaeology

The science of travelling around the world with a bullwhip and a fedora hat, ocasionally beating the everliving fuck out of some goddamn nazis!

Dr. Jones, Barnett College, New York

archaeology by Le Saboteur June 7, 2005

Biblical Archaeology 

bib-li-kuh | ahr-kee-ol-uh-jee
noun

The guy who studies, you know, places that have to do with religion, like holy sites. Mostly like spots in Jerusalem, Middle East at different parts of the world where they claim that, you know, spots of Christ and places took place, you know, events. So, he's the guy that breaks that down and tries to, you know explain things, you know, tries to, you know, locate and really do more investigations and things.

Body, please explain what Biblical Archaeology to us.

Biblical Archaeology by Ishtahal January 11, 2018

archaeology

"The science of uncovering past artifacts to analize and make inferences about the world of the past.

"In archaeology class, we uncovered a piece of Mayan pottery from a sample dig site and analyzed the Mayan culture from it.

archaeology by Sideshow Fred October 14, 2003