narchaeologist

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail

Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.

by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

putnubby

A small turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water.

Dammit who didn't flush the toilet well enough?! There is a damn putnubby still floating in here!

by TheRealSkizzle August 01, 2019