narchaeologist 

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail

Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.

narchaeologist by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

Gnarchaeologist 

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

Twitter Archaeologist 

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

Twitter Archaeologist by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

archaeologist 

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage.

Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt.

archaeologist by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

archaeologist 

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.

" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
OR
"Archaeology can you dig it"
OR
"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
OR
"Archeology a career in ruins"

archaeologist by hehe January 17, 2005

Narchiologist 

Someone who is an expert and studies in the field of narcotic history

Dr Free is an expert Narchiologist and the authority on the history of Narcotics.

Narchiologist by The Sweig April 15, 2019

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

Archaeologist Handshake by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023