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Narc Narc 

1. Alien Penis
2. Beer bong
1. Why don't you um, suck my Narc Narc
2. Dude, you really took that Narc Narc
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narc-artist 

Narc-artists are amateur and self-proclaimed artists who show
symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder in exercising
their craft.
For example, narc-artists might not submit their works to the
critics in order to avoid negative feedback, they might not be
able to stand rejections or even satire on they works and might
attempt to drive the behaviors of their audience to try to get
the reactions they wish to receive.
Narc-artists are notoriously totally careless about the impact
that publishing their works have on others and they don't
hesitate to publish what anyone else would rather keep private
if they think they have produced a masterpiece.
More often than not, narc-artists get legal troubles for privacy
breaches or libel/slandering for publishing works which violate
the laws and self-sabotage themselves in divorce proceedings.
However, instead of giving up felonious works, the narc-artists
might forward them to fellow narc-artists who will eventually
publish them on their behalf or they might tell their stories to
unaware and gullible flying-monkeys artists who will publish new
works based on their versions of events (normally tales in which
they are innocent victims of irrational monsters).
Luckily, narc-artists, as well as their flying monkeys artists who befriend them are little talented, therefore their works wont be popular, nor disseminated.
You are not an artist, you are a bloody narc-artist!
Related Words
1. n. Short for a Narcotics officer. A member of Law Enforcement that enforces drug laws.

2. n. A person who is not a member of Law Enforcement but turns you into the police for doing or dealing drugs.

3. n. A person that turns you in for something you did wrong; specifically to any type of authority figure like parents, cops, teachers, boss, etc.

4. v. The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures.
1. Don't pull your stash out around Jake, I think he's an undercover narc.

2. That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.

3. My little brother the narc told mom about the pornos under my bed.

4. Don't narc on me man, I'll give you a couple buds if you keep your mouth shut.

Dan narced on Mary to Mr. Smith when he caught her blowing the football team.
narc by thug4life October 4, 2002

narc attack 

(narcoleptic attack)
when one gets overwhelmed by sleepiness that they just seem to pass out where ever they are at really inconvenient times. Could be at a party, a movie, a concert, etc
Bro 1: Dude, where the hell were you? You missed my BBQ.
Bro 2: Yo sorry I just had a narc attack real bad, like 4 hours long.

Sista-girl 1: Did you see that hoe narc attack last night?
Sista-girl 2: Hell yeah that bitch been real drunk
narc attack by narcmaster69 July 7, 2010
T-Narc is a friend that will flip on you when shit hits the fan. The “T” in T-Narc stands for Trans... flipping sides.

Someone that is willing to cut off their dick to save their own ass.
Did you see what happed when Big John got raided by the cops... Tyler totally pulled a T-Narc.

Alex definitely pulled a T-Narc, you can tell he was crying in his mug shot.

You know Chad T-Narced on everyone because all his charges got dropped.
T-Narc by Dr. Larry June 25, 2019

Godiva Narc 

An ugly old pig who hates men

A jealous hag
Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke
Godiva Narc by Gypsypws October 27, 2020
John told the teacher I cheated, what a narc!
narc by Alishizzle January 7, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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